We’re going to change it up a bit this week. Instead of waxing poetic with one long answer to one great question, I’m going to do rapid fire answers to some recurring questions. Sound good? Here we go…
What’s your favorite movie?
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The Godfather II. Next question.
Wait, wait, wait, I don’t care if this is rapid fire, you’re not allowed to be lazy – WHY is The Godfather II your favorite movie? Isn’t it full of things you talk about men not doing? Also, why II and not I or III?
Fine, here’s why. It’s awesome. There’s no moral high ground, there’s nothing redeeming, Michael and Vito aren’t heroes, the mafia killed people, everybody treated women poorly, and any logic used by any character was almost certainly flawed.
Al Pacino and Robert De Niro were stunningly good as Michael and Vito Corleone. Not to mention the clothes, music, cinematography, depth of storytelling, editing, sound design (listen to the train in the Sollozzo and McCluskey scene), and casting are all perfect.
And to your point about liking a movie that’s not very Grown Man-ish, to that I say, who cares? I’m not looking for movies, television, or music to impart some moral high ground, I’m looking to be entertained. These things aren’t meant to raise us (or our kids) they’re meant to light up our minds. So…you can read this blog for sound advice or, if you’re lucky, you can ask your awesome grandpa what being a Grown Man means. But no matter what you do, don’t blame the messenger. You are the owner of your influences and your actions.
Finally, regarding your point about I and III. The original Godfather wouldn’t be as great without the sequel, and the fact that you would ask about The Godfather III makes me angry. You are on a one month suspension from reading Grown Man.
Where have you been? You disappeared for over a year – and now you’re back!? What’s with that?
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Short, true answer: Mrs. Grown Man and I busted out some kids.
Long, amusing answer: You need to start thinking about the You’re A Grown Man blog like you think about the McRib. Sometimes it’s there; sometimes it isn’t. Why don’t they just keep it there year round? Nobody knows. Why is the Filet-O-Fish always available but the McRib isn’t? It’s the greatest mystery of our age. However, what we do know is that when the McRib is on the menu, it’s a delightful morsel that satisfies our every desire. When it’s gone, we remember how awesome it was and eagerly await its return. Right now, the McRib is on the menu – go ahead and supersize it.
Hey Grown Man, I know you won’t answer this question, but why don’t you use your real name? Why are you anonymous? Also, your blog is amazeb*$#s.
Thanks for the compliment, Jeff. No, I take that back. I do not thank you for the compliment. I hate that word so much, and I am begging the folks who read this blog to create and sign some sort of petition stating that they’ll never say that word again. Jeff, I’ve taught you better. Gross.
To your question though, here’s why I’m anonymous: The guy who actually writes this has a name, a career, and all kinds of flaws. Sometimes he writes GM for you – usually he’s writing it for himself. If that fella lets GM do the talking, we all benefit. Believe me, you don’t want to hear from the guy with a name – he is BOOOOOORING (but quite handsome).
That’s all for now, thank you all for asking such great questions. Until next week, ask away…
I know it was you Fredo,